The Girlfriend's Guide to Dating a Biker, a Storm MC serial, by Nina Levine is NOW LIVE!
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How to Accidentally Turn Your Hot Biker Neighbour Into a Full-Time Obsession
Posted by Anonymous at 1:02 a.m.
Here’s something they don’t cover in “Surviving Your Twenties 101”: What to do when your new neighbour is six foot four of dangerous biker wrapped in tattoos and silence.
Spoiler: you lose all chill.
Exhibit A: Jake Savage.
• Hot. Silent. Deadly.
• When he talks, my brain forgets how to brain.
• His arms exist, and I was not warned.
Exhibit B: Me.
• Normal coder girl, thriving on coffee and spreadsheets.
• Now googling things like “what to do when a hot biker moves in next door” at 1 a.m.
• Wondering if forearm worship is a recognised religion.
My life used to be predictable. Now it’s a three-step cycle:
1. Jake exists.
2. I obsess.
3. Repeat.
And then, when he kisses me?
Full system crash. 404: Not Found.
So yeah. Dating Jake wasn’t in my five-year plan. But apparently it’s the crash course I signed up for.
Heads up: dating a biker comes with no guidebook and no safety net. There’s just him and the ride, and all you can do is hold on tight.
P.S. Before you panic, this isn’t going on my public blog. I’m not trying to get unalived or sued, thanks. I’ve set this to private. If I ever make it public, I’ll be redacting names, affiliations, and any detail that could get me yeeted into a ditch.
The Girlfriend’s Guide to Dating a Biker is a laugh-out-loud, steamy biker romance with a broody, bossy biker who doesn’t do small talk, only obsession; a nerdy coder heroine who’s just as gone for him; and enough banter-charged tension to make you also wonder why forearm worship isn’t a recognised religion. If you love hilarious heroines, found family, and protective bikers who kick down doors instead of knocking—welcome to the ride.
Posted by Anonymous at 1:02 a.m.
Here’s something they don’t cover in “Surviving Your Twenties 101”: What to do when your new neighbour is six foot four of dangerous biker wrapped in tattoos and silence.
Spoiler: you lose all chill.
Exhibit A: Jake Savage.
• Hot. Silent. Deadly.
• When he talks, my brain forgets how to brain.
• His arms exist, and I was not warned.
Exhibit B: Me.
• Normal coder girl, thriving on coffee and spreadsheets.
• Now googling things like “what to do when a hot biker moves in next door” at 1 a.m.
• Wondering if forearm worship is a recognised religion.
My life used to be predictable. Now it’s a three-step cycle:
1. Jake exists.
2. I obsess.
3. Repeat.
And then, when he kisses me?
Full system crash. 404: Not Found.
So yeah. Dating Jake wasn’t in my five-year plan. But apparently it’s the crash course I signed up for.
Heads up: dating a biker comes with no guidebook and no safety net. There’s just him and the ride, and all you can do is hold on tight.
P.S. Before you panic, this isn’t going on my public blog. I’m not trying to get unalived or sued, thanks. I’ve set this to private. If I ever make it public, I’ll be redacting names, affiliations, and any detail that could get me yeeted into a ditch.
The Girlfriend’s Guide to Dating a Biker is a laugh-out-loud, steamy biker romance with a broody, bossy biker who doesn’t do small talk, only obsession; a nerdy coder heroine who’s just as gone for him; and enough banter-charged tension to make you also wonder why forearm worship isn’t a recognised religion. If you love hilarious heroines, found family, and protective bikers who kick down doors instead of knocking—welcome to the ride.
MY REVIEW
Eden - quirky, nerdy, spreadsheet-obsessed coder's world is turned upside down and rocked when a hot, growly biker moves in next door. She shouldn't have even thought of him as more than just her new neighbor, but when Jake starts looking at her like he actually sees (and likes) her in all her quirky glory, she can't help but fall, hard and fast, for him. Even when she realizes the full extent of his dangerous world, even when that danger directly affects her, she's still all in with the man. But will they make it out alive when a deadly rival club starts messing with the Storm men?
Jake had no idea that his new neighbor was about to bring him to his knees. Suddenly this nerdy coder is making him feel things he's never felt before. Suddenly he's claiming her. And suddenly now he has a weakness a rival club can use to its advantage. He knows he shouldn't have brought Eden into his dark world, but she's here, and he's not letting her go. Not now that he's handed his heart to her (even if he hasn't actually said the words), and she's in danger because of him. He'll do what he needs to to keep her and his mom safe, then they can get around to saying those words...
Back when I was reading this as a newsletter serial, I fell so hard for Eden and Jake. This is probably Nina's funniest and steamiest writing to date, and filled with tension so thick you could cut it. Eden is so funny even not purposely, and she doesn't stand a chance of resisting Jake in all his broody, forearm baring hotness. I'm really bummed this installment didn't end with their happy ever after, and I'm seriously impatient for the next installment, but I love these two so much that I don't even care how long I have to wait for more of them.
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