Review / Release Blitz: Clusterf*@k (Life Sucks #4) by Elise Faber

Clusterf*@k by Elise Faber releases on August 16th!
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clusterf*@k
noun

1.A mismanaged and chaotic situation
2.A complexly muddled mess
3.A disordered and hectic condition
4.Misty Hansen’s life

Lonely. Alone. By herself.

The top three ways Misty had to describe herself—and it was no coincidence they all meant the same thing. She was single, almost pathetically so. It had been so long since she’d been with a man, she wasn’t sure she could even remember what it was like.

Hell, dust might float out if she took off her pants in the presence of the opposite sex.

She was also well aware that she was lucky to have a place to live, a great brother, and awesome friends. She should just be content.

But then she crashed into Chance—literally crashed—into the gorgeous man’s SUV, totaling it, and managing to cause damage to her brother’s house, all in one fell swoop.

It was a total clusterf*@k.

Because then the man ended up totaling her heart.

MY REVIEW

Misty is feeling a bit blue - jealous of her brother and sister-in-law's happiness (Rob and Sophie from Dumpster Fire), even while she's happy for them - when she rushes out of their house and backs her car into an incoming SUV. Sigh...now what is she going to do? She just paid off her car, and so cannot afford to pay for a new SUV to replace the one she just totaled AND her brother's garage door, the door her newly crashed car ran into after the accident, because she forgot to put her car into park after the wreck. Yep, her life is a cluster. But, one good thing came of it. The guy she crashed into just happens to be the most gorgeous man she's ever seen, and seems to be intent on getting her to go on a date with him. She can't though, because Chance is her new sister-in-law's brother, and she's not about to complicate her like that. Or is she?

Chance is mesmerized by the beauty who just crashed into him. He will get her into his life, even if he has to call her out in front of both their families to do it. But, he doesn't do love or relationships, he's all about fun, f-ing, and friendship and Misty is nothing if not the forever kind of woman. Can he convince her to just do fun ending in friendship? Or will his heart soon realize he cannot do without her, and tell him not to be so scared of commitment?

Elise's stories and characters always draw me in, so I'm not surprised I ended up liking Misty and Chance (and his brothers and parents) so much. She's sweet, independent, and strong, and I was so excited for her to capture that elusive happiness she was envying of her brother's. Chance, though he may have been against commitment at the beginning, couldn't have fallen harder or faster, but he was so sweet and swoon-worthy with Misty that I couldn't have held it against him for long. This series has been such a great one so far, and Cluster just made it all the better. Now I'm really excited for Misty's friend Maggie's story (Fubar) with Chance's brother, Carter.

About the Author
USA Today bestselling author, Elise Faber, loves chocolate, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and hockey (the order depending on the day and how well her team—the Sharks!—are playing). She and her husband also play as much hockey as they can squeeze into their schedules, so much so that their typical date night is spent on the ice. Elise changes her hair color more often than some people change their socks, loves sparkly things, and is the mom to two exuberant boys.

She lives in Northern California. Connect with her in her Facebook group, the Fabinators or email her at elisefaberauthor@gmail.com.

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